The phrase "spring break" usually conjures images of cheap beer, crowded public beaches, and chaotic college students. It is a rite of passage for the young, but it is an absolute nightmare for the sophisticated traveler.

Entering the uninhibited lifestyle as a single man is a completely different game than arriving with a partner. The velvet rope is often pulled a little tighter, and the expectations for your behavior, style, and etiquette are exceptionally high.